the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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