plz talk dirty to me
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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