Soap is not a condiment
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
