And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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