doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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