new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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