The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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