The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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