I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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