he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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