how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the condom got lost in my hair
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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