talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize