5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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