My hand turned me down
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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