Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We left the knife in your bed.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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