My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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