She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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