i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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