I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
