She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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