p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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