i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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