im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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