Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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