i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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