I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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