Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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