Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
