I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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