so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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