i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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