You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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