All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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