So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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