in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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