Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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