I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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