Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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