when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
sex in a hospital.. check
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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