Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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