"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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