sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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