Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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