Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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