is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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