He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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