wake up i wanna do it froggy style
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I yelled at your uterus for you.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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