we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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