I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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