so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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