Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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