what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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